Meet Florida Man.
No, not the clickbait-news Florida Man "Arrested in Local Park for Practicing Karate on Swans." And certainly not the Florida Man who "Paused a Police Chase to Drink a Stolen Capri Sun Because 'Smoking Crack Makes Him Thirsty'."
We're talking about the real Florida Man. The original Florida Man. The Florida Man who embodies all that it means to actually be from Florida.